The Sheepish Twat

As I walked to work this morning I passed my boss in the alleyway that I usually walk through. I asked him where he was going and he said he was going to pick up his car as he'd been out on the p*** the night before and stayed over in Penzance in a hotel. He was just going home to get changed...... He never did actually make it into the office today. I guess there are some advantages to not having a BOSS!