Tuesday, February 15, 2005

Craftaholics Anonymous

Craftaholics Anonymous
12 Step Program
Newly Revised to 13 Steps

1. I will not stuff craft supplies in every corner of my house.
2. I will not keep nine projects going at one time.
3. I will not pick up more buttons, lace or fabric when I have a ton at home.
4. I will not let my crafting area look like a condemned area.
5. I will not relegate the kitchen table to crafts.
6. I will not attend craft shows just to pick up more ideas.
7. I will not stock up on more craft supplies just because they are on sale.
8. I will not go off on a tangent when anyone mentions that little word "import ".
9. I will not let my crafting distract me from fixing dinner.
10. I will not stay up all night crafting.
11. I will not save dryer lint, empty cereal boxes, detergent scoops, etc.
12. I will not buy every craft magazine I see.
13. I will not make promises I cannot keep. See you at the craft show.
Don't think it's gonna work though - do you?

1 comment:

Kitty Couture said...

Hmmm... Don't think it'll work either! See, that little voice inside me was whispering "why not?" at every item I read! Know what I mean? ;o)